I don’t like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they’re just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Jellyfish, Karl Pilkington
A slightly unconventional poem, Karl Pilkington’s Jellyfish never fails to make me smile.